December 2009
36 posts
I will ask for help.
justariel:
I will talk to someone.
I will stop scaring everyone.
I’m scared though.
Thank you.
I have the greatest friend...
…I could ever have.
She’s always denying that she’s beautiful and cute but I always say she is.She is the one person who I’ve been able to open up to about myself and certain things from my past,and she gives me a shoulder to cry on when I feel upset.I thank her every day and she knows that I do, I never want her to feel bad or upset or anything.She is the love of my...
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What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?
OMGOMGOMG!!! I can’t decide!!!
Big Bang Theory,Two and a Half Men,NCIS,Family Guy(for the stupidity), and Red Vs. Blue.
So tell us about that girl of yours.
That girl? OHHH, you mean THAT girl.
Well, she’s crazy, sexy, cute, amazing,and everything I need. (:
Do you love anyone?
...
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I'm digging myself a hole.
justariel:
4foryouglencoco:
justariel:
And I can’t stop.
Shut up, Ariel!
No, you’re not.
YES. I AM.
No you’re not. I am.
I'm digging myself a hole.
justariel:
And I can’t stop.
Shut up, Ariel!
No, you’re not.
YES!
Animal House
[Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer’s horse, and the horse has dropped dead] Bluto: Holy shit! D-Day: There were blanks in that gun! Flounder: I didn’t even point the gun at him! Bluto: Holy shit! [D-Day checks the gun] D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun! Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack. Bluto: Holy shit!
Ohhhh thank goodness for this movie.And John...
is it okay to hate yourself sometimes?
MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
We all need an evil laugh sometime. Hahahaha!
What do you laugh evilly about?
From now on, handjobs and blowjobs count as actual...
— Jon Stewart
Ohhhhhhhhh Great Canoli.
Does this mean that girls who aren’t hookers or prostitutes who do this will get paid too?
Sleep
Thank the Great Canoli my work is finally done.
Thank you my crazy for the faith you had in me that I could get this stuff done. I owe you everything. I love you more than anything in this world, even more than my canolis(and they are oh so good). But you always know how to keep me going and make me want to do my very best no matter what I’m doing. I want to make you proud and I want to...
I am so sore.
justariel:
I need a back rub.
Then I do believe, madam, that you are in need of a backrub. How does tomorrow sound? (;
Laugh
What can I do to laugh a lot?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I miss you.
(via justariel)
I miss you too <3
“I am against religion because it teaches us to be...
I want to understand the world completely.
Everyone around me...
…is getting sad or angry or upset or something. Including myself. I’ve upset someone I love and I want to make her feel better but I can’t right now. Another is sad and I don’t know how to help her. Yet another is sick and another doesn’t know what to do because of people and another wants to get rid of people.
I wish I could help everyone but all I feel is helpless....
“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or...
Oh religion.
Exactly why I pray only to two higher powers. The Great Canoli and The Great Spaghetti Monster. Delicious.
OK, I know the male race can be slow learners, so...
thatswhatvivsaid:
4foryouglencoco:
thatswhatvivsaid:
justariel:
DON’T. FUCKING. HURT. MY. FRIENDS.
If you break Viv’s heart, I will break your face. I have seen her waste her tears over too many assholes. You make her cry, I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FUCKING CRY ABOUT.
Really now. How hard is it to NOT be an asshole? Step one: Don’t hurt girls you “like.”
I’ll put up with a lot of shit...
OK, I know the male race can be slow learners, so...
thatswhatvivsaid:
justariel:
DON’T. FUCKING. HURT. MY. FRIENDS.
If you break Viv’s heart, I will break your face. I have seen her waste her tears over too many assholes. You make her cry, I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FUCKING CRY ABOUT.
Really now. How hard is it to NOT be an asshole? Step one: Don’t hurt girls you “like.”
I’ll put up with a lot of shit when people are being mean to me. But...
What the world really needs is more love and less...
Thank you Pearl Bailey.
If only many more people actually followed this.
“I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand.”
– — Linus
Man, I just hate people.
But if you’re a person, why not be a friend?
I'm sorry
I get upset at so many little things and I just let myself get too taken up with stuff and end up crying whether you’re with me or not. I just wish I didn’t make you feel so bad just because my mind is doing this to me. I’m the one that needs to apologize. I’m the one that’s sorry. My phone froze on me and won’t work correctly. I’m sorry. I’ll stop...
